Not the Mommy!

I'm done. I'm so over this job. Send my replacement.

Please?

Okay, if you can't send a replacement, could you at least send someone who would be sympathetic and understanding? I'm really tired of people (like my husband and children) making the ignorant assumption that I do all these Mommy things because I "enjoy" them. Really? I like sitting in a barber shop for two hours on a Saturday afternoon so every member of the family besides me can get a trim? And I love running all over town to try and get everything we need at a price we can afford? And the annual family portraits may be a hassle but they're necessary because I'm selfish like that? Really?

Whatever.